Or is It Just A Nasty Rumours ??

Remember this news about a lad who got married last year? a handsome local lad (Mr Nur Che Musa) who tied a knot with the love of his life.....who is errrr... only 104 years-old!


Man 33, Marries Woman 104! She was his first, and he was her 21st.

From last year's news:
Mr Nur explained that "From the moment i met her, she was such a wonderful woman, i just knew she was the one for me, she taught me about religion and i taught her how to read and write! a wondeful partnership, we hit it off straight away!"

Mr Nur went on to voice his apprehension to how he and his bride would be 'judged' by the media. "At first, i really felt pity for Mrs Wook as she didn't have any close relatives, children, or anything like that. She was ......all alone in this big wide world. It wasn't long however, that i began to fall in love with Cik Wook and i saw the age difference as completely irrelevant to having a relationship"

"Before i met Cik Wook, i had never met any other woman who would take me seriously. She is the only woman who i have ever known who has truly loved me for what i really am!" Mr Nur went on to say.

Source: Sydney Morning Herald

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Rumour has it that she's *gasp* PREGNANT!. I will look from a reputable source (bernama, reuters and stuff) for confirmation.

Let us pray this rumour is just a rumour. The notion of this granny with big belly almost made me lost conscious already. Let alone imagining her with a golf ball :p

Sudahkah Anda Mendaftar?

Election Day is approaching. Have you guys register?

He will be contesting in Shah Alam. Sue & Faiz, vote for him, m'kay!... muahahaa..

Visit the SPR Daftar page to check your parliament/DUN.


As for me, I have to go back to vote! If the erection day is held on weekdays, I'm doom. Shuck.. (Born in Sarawak, schooled in Perak n Selangor, working in Kuala Lumpur, and voting in Penang.. how complicated, i still dont know what to answer if people ask me where I came from, or which state to support during Sukma / Football)

By the way, do you know that's only certain symbols are allowed for independent candidate(s).

I always thought anything under the sun is legal.... Tiger head is kinda cool by the way :p

Ella's Nut (Midday Snack is so Sinfully Delicious)

What would be a perfect tea time 'snack' if not a golden rye bread heavily smeared with Nutella... yum yumm..


The food was donated by Brandy. (More like dumping, since she's on diet again)


Tripple decker.. Extra yummy..




Nutella are excellent for other spreads too :)
(sources:http://www.nutellausa.com)

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Talking about ella, when I was young, there's this very vain lady who always ask whether she looked nice or not. So one day she asked me. And I replied 'Yeah, you look like ella'.. and she was soo happy.. little that she knew:


She thought this ella (amiruddin) - malaysian singer


what I meant was this ella (fitzgerald)...

My Personal Gamma Ray's Shield
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I'm so glad she's back already. For the last 2 days, I got the direct hit from the hazardous gamma rays. Now the shield is back, the long awaited peace are restored. Hurrah! And oohh I owe her 5 cents.

Cadar Itu Telah Ditukar

Did something happen?

'Something' happened alright. Yesterday, when I came back I realised something not right with my room. It has been 'touched'...

Dont know what really had happen, but not taking any chances, i changed the sheet and mopped the floor.

I never lock my room because what's the point of having a housemate if u cant trust each other right? Definitely wrong.

Anyway, im moving away this June. Still going to have a housemate. I cant live alone. Tried before.. got so depress.

Scorching Afterghnoon

Got back from lunch under this heat. Phew.. the heat really baked and I was wearing all black.


But what do you know... got someone jogging under the heat.

Guess he's unfamiliar with the concept of 'heat-stroke could kill'.

Art Attack

Since I could not bloggin for the next two weeks(what im doin now if not bloggin..hmmm), I decided to channel my creativity (or lack of it thereof) into arts.

In the past, I usually did a portrait or ink drawings, but nowadays I feel like sketching anime. So off I went to KLCC to get the drawing pad and the appropriate pens.

On da way to the train station. I tot the car rolled over the cat, but no.. the cat was just napping. It would have been a perfect-smooth day otherwise. =p


The art supplies which I bought 10 years ago. Still intact :p


My first poster attempt in 1998. Kept if for nostalgic value. I used charcoal for that.. and phew.. it was a mess!


My very first ink drawing too.

Luckily, during PPP, I took classes of arts instead of the advance Islamic educations. IE was compulsory but somehow I managed to con my way out of it (the last two courses of them, where they got al-quran recital one). What I did was registered for IE courses, but two week after the class began, I dropped them. Repeat the same method for the next sem, till its too late and I already got a placement at IU. Naughty!!!

And yeah.. I aced my art classes. And I took advance class of arts in IU (together with aerospace study, advance calculus, enviromental biology and geog info systems during the first sem.. what was im thinking!)

On Da News III

While YAYA was struggling with her golf lesson in North America, over here, this woman is also struggling with the golf ball. Alas, Hole-In-One in this case is nothing to shout about/ proud of....

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SUBANG JAYA: Tindakan seorang suami yang cuba merangsang nafsu isterinya dengan menggesel bola golf di kemaluan wanita itu membawa padah apabila bola berkenaan tesangkut dan gagal dikeluarkan sehingga wanita itu terpaksa dibawa ke hospital.

Difahamkan, sebaik saja bola golf itu tersekat dalam kemaluan isterinya, lelaki terbabit berusaha mengeluarkannya menggunakan sudu tetapi tidak berjaya.

Kejadian malang itu berlaku Selasa lalu, apabila lelaki berkenaan mengajak isterinya melakukan hubungan intim tetapi ditolak kerana keletihan. Namun, tindakan suami menggesel bola golf itu tidak disedari isterinya yang sudah nyenyak tidur.

Sumber berkata, wanita berusia 30-an dan mempunyai beberapa anak itu tidak langsung menyedari perbuatan suaminya sehingga terjaga apabila merasa seperti sesuatu masuk dalam kemaluannya.

Apabila tersedar, wanita berkenaan mendapati suaminya sedang menggunakan sudu untuk mengeluarkan bola golf yang tersangkut dalam kemaluannya.

"Bagaimanapun, pada awalnya wanita berkenaan tidak tahu bola golf ada didalam kemaluannya kerana suaminya enggan memberitahu sebaliknya mahu membawa isterinya ke hospital," katanya.

Wanita itu dihantar ke Hospital Putrajaya sebelum doktor mengeluarkan bola berkenaan beberapa minit selepas mendapatkan rawatan di situ.

"Wanita berkenaan hanya mengetahui benda yang tersekat itu bola golf selepas doktor berjaya mengeluarkannya," katanya.

Sumber itu berkata, mangsa yang tidak puas hati dengan kejadian terbabit membuat laporan polis tidak lama selepas itu. Menurut sumber itu, wanita berkenaan juga mungkin merujuk kes berkenaan ke jabatan agama untuk tindakan susulan. Sementara itu, Ketua Polis Daerah Subang Jaya, Asisten Komisioner Muhd Fuad Talib, mengesahkan pihaknya menerima laporan mengenai kejadian itu.

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Dont know where to begin, anyway, lets analyze:
1) Fast asleep? Cant feel the gold ball being inserted into her ***? How hollow is her thingy not to feel a thing?
2) Why golf ball? No handle whatsoever...
3) New golf ball or the stained (with dirt and grass or even dog poo) one? Euwww..
4) Imagine saat-saat cemas suaminya cuba mengeluarkan bola tersebut.
Suami : Korek 2 cam korek isi kelapa muda.
Isteri: *Bangun * Mamai* Gosok2 mata* Abang buat apa ni?
Suami: *Angkat kepala sambil memegang sudu.*
Isteri: Abangggg !!!???
Suami: Jom pegi hospital cepat!!
*How did he convince her to go to the hospital without telling anything?*
5) Imagine also if he had chosen a tennis ball instead (or a bowling ball).
6) I could have sworn I saw a Thai girl somewhere squeezed out a ping pong ball from her you know where! How come this woman cant, is it a skill u have to learn? :p

How Not To Get a Parking Ticket

Urgently need a parking space to park (and free one)? But the only available spaces are the No Parking areas?

To make thing worse, those DBKL officers are nearby to issue tickets (so that the dept could afford more RVs like this). And do not wish to contribute to the cityhall's already-bloated-coffer?

Worry not, follow these simple steps:

1. Find your spot.
2. Park it.
3. Look out for other cars (whether they got tickets or not)


4. Go the the nearest car.
5. Grab it's ticket.
6. Put it on your windshield.
7. DBKL would thought you already got the ticket, and will reissue to the other car instead.
8. Voila, you got away scott free :p


9. Abort the mission if the other car's owner is within vicinity (and has a mean looking scorpion tattoo on his knuckles).

He is not a drug dealer m'kay!

Just an ICE dealer.. Bratty child, has everything already, still want to use drug. :p

Only In M@laysia

Which is the correct way? Both!


Near Sentul East. Not only cows, the goats also love to cross the road.. absent mindedly (not that they have any mind, to begin with)


Spotted near Penang Free School.


What safety? This is Standard Operation Procedure la.


When the traffic light wasnt working, the anarchy began. Standard selfish malaysian drivers.


Typical Malaysian road scene. There's rempit(daredevil) everywhere.


'Emas dan Handphone boleh meminjam wang' (tr. Gold and Mobilephone could apply for a loan). Hmm... need no human nowadays.


Clown on wheel.


Spelling mistake and redundancy. Oficce shoul dbe Office and Jalan is already a Street.

An Afternoon @ The Tower Records

I was at the World & Dance section inside the Tower Record.


So naturally, I did pose for the camera...

Then, suddenly came this family, looking inside World & Dance section.

Well, whats wrong with them listening to W & D songs?


Well, most of the CD covers look like these.

Parenting 101.. Blame the world when your teenage daughter turn decadent.

Pas De Weekend Pour Notre Amour Part II

If I dont already bore u to death with previous posting on movies previews, here's more:

KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE
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The cat is cute, but has grown up male voice (think Garfield). Turn off!





Plot:
When an apprentice witch turns thirteen, she must leave her home in order to hone her craft. Although Kiki's sole talent is broom-flying, she sets out for adventure with her cat Jiji. They settle in a charming seaside town, where Kiki establishes her own delivery service. As Kiki learns to balance independence with responsibility, her kind heart wins her many new friends in this coming-of-age tale.

Wikipedia Entry: Kiki Witch

Comment:
Unless u enjoy watching 'CardCaptor Sakura', this movie is too Kodomo(children movie genre) for my liking. I changed to antoher movie halfway thru.

Rating: 2 / 5

PORCO ROSSO
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If you aspire to become female euronautical engineer, this is a good movie for you.


Gina, Porco's love interest. It's complicated.


Finally humanity prevails.

Plot:
The setting is 1920's Italy, just after World War I, and the skies are ruled by daring sea-plane pilots of all sorts -- soldiers, bounty hunters, and pirates, all who after a hard day's work convene at Gina's island café to kick back, relax, and hear the lovely Gina sing. An unwritten truce between all men, no matter what vocation, is always in effect at Gina's.

The bravest pilot known at Gina's cafe, however, isn't even really a man at all. He's Porco Rosso, a once-human pilot with the heart of a lion, the cunning of a wolf, and the head of a pig. Porco is envied and hated by many, partially for his unsurpassed skill in flying, and partially for his friendship with Gina, and partially for his apparent apathy towards "humans' politics" even as the fascists are establishing their power. Such popularity could prove dangerous as Porco suddenly finds himself beset by pirates seeking revenge, fascists seeking his blood, and a jealous suitor seeking what he loves most in life.

Wikipedia Entry: Pink Pork

Comment:
If you don't mind not getting the standard serving of mind and eye-candy most anime dutifully dole out, and wish for something to chew on instead, Porco Rosso might pleasantly surprise you.

This movie is an answer for the old age dilemma wether 'your best friend's girl is off limit'. The answer was an obvious NO, well.... unless, he already passed away for at least a year.

The artwork and animation are well above par and a pleasure to watch, with the same amount of detail that I've all come to expect from the Ghibli studio.

Rating: 4 / 5

PRINCESS MONONOKE
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The princess on her way to kick Lady Eboshi's ass.


The gushingly cute tree spirits 'Kodama' (Penunggu Hutan).


Somehow, all Miyazaki's male protagonist reminded me of CY (look the same).

Plot:
It is Muromachi period Japan (the 15th century), and the relationship between man and nature is in a constant state of change. Even the old gods of the forest are in danger, as humans start taking control of the land from them.

On one side is proud Lady Eboshi and her iron-making settlement of Tatara Ba, where outcast men and women make new lives for themselves forging tools and weapons of iron ... which requires vast quantities of wood to produce.

Opposing them are the animal gods, among them the Wolf God Moro, her two sons, and her adopted human daughter San, the Princess Mononoke, who has renounced her humanity to fight for the forest.

Both sides have honorable motives ... and into this fray comes Ashitaka, an Emishi ("barbarian") from the North, who seeks respite from a curse inflicted by a corrupted Boar God who attacked his village. His efforts to bring peace between the gods and humans is countered by the greed of Imperial agents and samurai, and the pride of the opposing parties themselves. But at what price does pride come, when the very land is at stake?

Wikipedia Entry: Princess Mononoke

Comment:
This movie taught us that holding grudges yield futility. Thou also should honor and respect mother nature.

In Japan's culture, the spirits are friendlier looking, good nature creatures. Whereas our spirits were always mean looking, bad intention, and harm inducing one.

As an animation, it's technically astounding, with lush forests and fire-lit villages done with the same amount of remarkable detail, and the CG sequences are simply sparkling.

Rating:5 / 5

Das Trailer

Wait.... These were all the movies I watched on Saturday. What movies did I watch on Sunday? Heh Heh, part III to come. Here's the list:

1. Babel
   
2. Dreamgirls
   
3. Holiday
   
4. Half / Nelson
   
5. In Pursuit of Happyness
   
6. Millions
   
7. Belahan Jiwa
   
8. Pasir Berbisik

Operation 30 inch Part 2

31 already.. 1 inch to go :p

new target 28...

Since MT was so sceptical...

This is the measurement if I hold my breath.. :p

Weekend Random (Week 12)

Apart from being bed potato the whole week, i did manage to drag my lazy bum to clean up the room (finally)!


The usual look. 99 out of 100 days would look like this.


In rare occurrences when I felt the urge to clean up (usually after spotting those cockroaches busy organizing perkampungan islam hadhari under my bed), this is the result.


The once in a blue moon i finally changed my bedsheet time (there's no 'activity' going on to change it regularly, so why bother ... :p)

Conflict Of Interest
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On the way down for dinner, I saw this Shell-distributor Ah-Pek delivering Esso Gas to his costumer!!