Ahmad la sangat kan!

Does he really look like Ahmad?

KTM New Komuter Coach

Looks impressive but I wouldnt take it for sure. I used to wait for 2 hrs for a train from sentral to Midvalley. Jalan kaki pun sampai.

Not to mention it will be full with smelly foreigners/molesters, especially Serdang-Kajang route. Rawang and Klang too.. make it all route then.

First casualty???

Bangsa lain sibuk membangunkan sains dan teknologi

Melayu sibuk nak kasi kote keras lama/lambat pancut.

Tu kot sebab halal haram pun tak reti nak baca, otak kat telor

Sumber: Straits Times Singapore

Kenapa Blog ini Dalam Bahasa Inggeris

Sebab kawan2 saya ramai bukan malaysian..

Tapi yg penting sebab saya nak mengelak golongan2 ini membaca blog saye. Dan misinterpret everything lalu butthurt. Sekian terima kasey..

Penjelasan Jakim:

Response pembaca:

Admin pun give up:
[Sahabat Halal Jakim]
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Bodoh hina sial...

Sebenarnya banyak lagi tapi malas aku nak copy paste..Baca sendiri untuk lolwut and facepalm

Moral of the story: Blog ini akan stay in BI (80BI/20BM). muahahahahah..

Patah kaki ka? Rumah takda karan ka?

Awat buat kerja sekolah kat tengah2 laman sampai terselak pungkok ni dek oii

Pemandu CuntChill Memang Kehji

Org utara cakap Perut busuk

Itu pasal bawak Kancil 600 cc manual sahaja.

Sanggup ni langgar dinding

semata2 nak menipu org ingat ada lot kosong.

Cruel Intention

Hmmm.. whose the designer for this?

Pity those visually impaired person,

Not only they have to make huge detour to go straight.

But they'll risk bumping into the wall.

For the clueless, those yellow stripy thingy are not for decorations. Its a path guide for the visually impaired.

Speaking of PWTC, something familiar spotted:

Cool eh?

What's her problem I also dont understand

At Wangsa Walk one weekend. CY just parked the car and I saw this akak MLM lady struggling to park (reverse, fwd, reverse fwd), like totally fail okay!

What made my jaw almost fell on the ground was that she decided to park at non-designated lot, obstructing the traffic.

What a total B.

How did she get her license?There's like 80+ empty parking spots anywhere as well.

Serious, kalau tengok org drive ko dah boleh agak.. Selalu yg drive mcm haram adalah golongan2 dibawah:
1 - Cina nyonya/ah so bawak Accord
2 - Cina muda-ah lian/pondan cina bawak Vios
3 - Pompuan melayu/ budak kolej cina bawak Myvi
4 - Makcik melayu bawa alza, exora, wish, especially yg jenis muka MLM

kompom tukar line tak kasi signal.. salah masuk jalan akan reverse walaupun dah terlepas 1km.. masa hujan bukak hazard light, dan mcm 2 lagi (sila tambah dibahagian komen)

dan ohhh golongan kelima
5 - Jantan melayu bawak moto

My Stomache hurt just looking at it...

So wrong in so many level... urghhh

Jus durian... any takers?

Lets Dance

Found this book at Kino... Intrigued with what the dance actually is, I did some youtube search... enjoy

Sesuai dengan nama, menari pun mcm Butoh.

Melon Montot Yg Mahal

RM134(USD$44) for an arse melon? Setan sungguh.

Buah apa?

Air Asia Kena Hack Kot

Try go to aa website and click AskAirAsia..

hxxp://www.airasia.com/ask/



Do you get the same thing?

UPDATE: It was like that in the morning, now the site looks normal...

Pudu: Dahulu dan Kini

Remember pudu? When was the last time you used it? As for me, gosh, I dont know. I go through the station quite regularly by taking th LRT. But the last time i was inside, I would say in 2003? On my way to Tg Malim to pick up my aunty. She wanted to go to KL but dont know the way... So I had to 'pick' her up from UPSI. Turned up we missed the exit and ended up in Shah Alam.. hihihihihi.

Five minutes in Pudu could suffocate me back then. Thats why my preferred mode of transportation back to Penang was either the train or the plane. Not to mention daily gory accident I read/watched involving the express buses. Enough to keep me off for years.

The most prominent landmarks were the hotel and the BSN / Bank Rakyat atm machines. The restroom was small and the surau was kepam (smelly and small).

ANd oh if you think you could escape the heat and the crowd upstairs by going down, you'll be sorry. There's toxic fumes with bad ventilation, the noise fromt he buses and by 5 minutes, your face will be covered in sot.

So, I was glad when I read that pudu was closed for renovations. So when they reopened, I decided to give it a look. It impress me, until I read about the leaky roof!


The reopening was officiate by R4ja N0ng Ch1k. I always thought he was the Mayor of KL, turned out he wasnt.. hmmmmm... kaya sungguh Malaya ni, miyak dah nak keringpun suka suki berbelanja.

Anyway, back to Puduraya.. that's the interior

And inside, its all air conditioned.. its wider, brighter and clean/modern look. woo hoo

Even the stairs to the platform is now converted to escalator (some platforms)

The cafes...

Waiting area B

Waiting area A + ticket counters

Real time info board just like the airport. As you could see, Pudu only ply the northern routes. For southern, there's BTS station. For the east coast? Well, its still in Putra.

Bigger surau at level 3

The bumbung bocor. I wouldnt blame the contractor though. They might have 100mil contract, but the actual budget could be 60mil (with 40 mil to pay bribes)

Sigh.....negara kapir makan babi pun tak amalkan rasuah.. kimak sungguh pegawai Melayu ni.

as for the building next door?

The infamous Plaza Rakyat?

After 12 years, still terbengkalai. Should have renamed it to Plaza BN or Plaza Pemerintah.. sure will be completed last year.

Bak kata Guy Fawkes, sighted at the wall of People's Plaza.. "its never about (stephen) chao!" hihihihii..

Kudu Is Overrated

Been hearing this amazing review on Kudu. They said its the best Penang food in town par none! Even better than the Penang nasi kandar! Even P Rample patronised this outlet daily.

Audacious claim.



So, one fine day I decided to give it a try. Rice, chicken, salted egg, veggie + mixed gravies (kuah campor banjirrrr). Thats the template meal if you need to make a comparison.

My verdict? If youre malay you'll like it. Pure mamak wont like it. As for me, it's passable. The gravies had correct viscosities. But the umph factor was missing.

I prefers Nasi Kandar Ampang at Wisma Central.

Finally It Dawned on Her

... that there's no such thing as Happily Ever After.

Cry as much as you want honey! Reality sucks.

Seriously, how to win?

The code is under the tab, the problem is how to get to the tab without injuring yourself? Unless you cut the can in half. Like yeah I carry scisscor everywhere I go.

Fail!!!

Old Skool

Hmmm.. masih ada permintaan rupanya. Pakcik juruniaga tu cakap sebulan ada la 50 kotak dia jual.. Hi hik.

Drama Minggu Ini: Sepagi di Pasar BB Sentul

I suatu pagi yg hingar, sedang enak kami menikmati sarapan, terdengar hilai tawa makcik2 di sebelah kanan. Apabila daku menoleh, keilhatan segerombolan makcik2 berusia berpakaian sedondon. Masign2 memperagakan beg Carlo Rino atau beg Guy Laroche petaling street, beserta sepatu2 bonia mereka.

"Eh, bila pulak ada meeting wanita umno ni?" ujarku spontan.

Arimi mencelah... "aku rasa diorang group marhaban lah"

Oooooo...

Bukan sahaja hilai tawa mereka kedengaran satu dewan, malah bau bauan avon jua memenuhi ruang makan pagi itu (ralat: arimi cakap ini adalah bau one drop perfume).

Sekonyong2nya datang seorang lagi yg kurasakan ahli kumpulan, tetapi memakai persalinan yg lain. Eh, awat tak habaq hari ni ada marhaban? Ina tak siap apa pun...

A drama to be unfold, maka dengan automatiknya telinga daku memasang antena gelombang FM.

Dik Na ooi, ni Kak Julita nak habaq sikit. Dah lama dah pendam benda ni. Nak cakap salah, tak cakap pun salah. Ya lah kita dok kenai sejak dari zaman Bakat lagi, ni rasa berat mulut nak habaq, tapi tu lah ahli2 lain semua dok bising ni.

Ha Kak Julita, awatnya? habaq mai lah. Toksah risau. Macam la tak kenai Ina ni lagu mana. Tak ambik hati aihh..

Lagu ni no, boleh dak lepaih ni dik na dah tak payah dah join marhaban. Bukan apa, kita ni group berzanji, nampak tak elok sangat kalau dik na dok teruihkan buat benda tu.

Laa lagu tu ka. Hmm ntah la Kak Julita, nak buat lagu mana lagi. Dah memang tak boleh nak berenti. Abang mat pun dah tak larat nak tegurk. OK lah, saya dengan ini berunduq la dari group kita lagu ni.

Alhamdulillah. Baguih la kalau camtu. Lagi satu, baju boria tu kena la bagi balik no. Nak bagi kat ahli baru.. Hazl1ndaw4ti Mat Is4. Sedap dia ngaji hang tau dak. Baju pun saiz sama dah. Terima kasih noo..

*sentap, sambil menyedup rokok sedalam dalamnya, dan mengembuskan asap perlahan lahan beserta keluhan kecil*

Group2 marhaban beredar sambil membawa sejambak bunga besar pemberian tuan rumah beserta nasi dan lauk2 bungkus beserta bunga telur yg disonglap ke dalam beg.

Ruangan menjadi sepi seketika...