Saturday, November 21, 2009

A-Z of Singaporean, and Some Malaysian

A lways must win
Borrow but never return
Cheap is good
Don't trust anyone
Everything also must grab!
Free! Free! Free!
Grab first talk later
Help yourself to everything
Ifirst, I want, I everything
Jump queue
Keep coming back for more
Look for discount
Must not lose face
Never mind what they think
Outdo everyone you know
Pay only when necessary
Quit while you are ahead
Rushing and pushing wins the race
Sample are always welcome
Take but don't give
Unless it's free forget it
Vow to be number one
Winner takes it ALL! ALL! ALL!
Yell if necessary to get what you want
Zebras are kiasu because they want to be both black and white at the same time

Friday, November 20, 2009

FB musing: Dont you just hate it

When someone asked for help, or when someone i slow and just needed someone to talk to,


there's always a smart aleck that would make a lame joke... Tak sesuai dengan keadaan sangat.. Like the above example, if you are not able to help, just keep shut the eff up.. Org tu tengah tensyen takde air, ko buat lawak sengal... tqvm.

EH, apasal aku yg emo nieh?? datang bulan kot... kikikiki

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Mati Suri


4 sekaligus, kemalangan agaknyer...

Typical view from my room window, sometimes the smell was so rotten we joked that "org ini mesti amat berdosa".

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Azian and me were at the curve, and suddenly we decided to go for a movie (midnight).. Nothing much was showing, so we saw this poster.. Mati Suri.. Indonesian movie... looks scary, so okay lah.. we bought the ticket and went inside.

About 30 min after the movie started, there were these group of indians couples latecomers. We were already like.. "eh, faham ke cerita indon? Cerita hantu pulak tu.."

5 minutes after that I think the reality sank...

There were small commotions in Tamil "yenna ????? *** yadda, yadda -undiciphered language **, mattisuree *yadda, yadda*?" Sambil bergegas keluar...

Sah, salah masuk wayang, main beli tiket jer kan... They must have thought MattiSuree/Mati Suri was a tamil movie..


Sorry, this movie got no kushboo in it...


Only Nadine Chandrawinata.

No singing and dancing also.. just latar belakang music seram.

*Mati suri = comatose

Jatuh merundum lagik

Was half expecting to see this in any of our newspapers today:

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Malaysia defends slide in global graft ranking
(AP) – 16 hours ago


KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia — Malaysia has stepped up efforts to combat graft to maintain investor confidence as a survey showed the country's corruption ranking worsened this year, Trade Minister Mustapa Mohamad said Wednesday.

Malaysia fell to 56th position out of 180 countries in Transparency International's Corruption Perceptions Index 2009, compared to 47th last year. The fall in ranking is due to the perception that there has been little progress and political will to combat graft.

The Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission appears to focus on "small fish" and opposition politicians, said the annual report by Transparency that was published Tuesday.

An opposition leader, Lim Kit Siang, called the downgrading a "national shame" and a major blow for Prime Minister Najib Razak, who declared the war against corruption as a key priority after taking power in April this year.

The trade minister said the government remained committed to weeding out graft but that measures would take time to bear fruit.

A government lawmaker and five other politically linked people were charged earlier this month with corruption in unrelated cases. It is rare for ruling party politicians to be charged with corruption.

"People have confidence in the measures that we have taken. The results will not come overnight but the results are beginning to show," Mustapa told reporters.

"We are quite confident that the next ranking exercise will see an improvement in Malaysia's position," he said.

Corruption is pervasive in Malaysia and ranges from small bribes to police officers to millions of dollars for contracts.
Source : Associated Press

FAT CHANCE!!!! saw this instead:
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Umno mungkin ambil alih peranan MCA bantu kaum Cina: TPM
Daripada Ahmad Zaini Kamaruzzaman di Rome, Itali

ROME: Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin menegaskan Umno mungkin terus terpaksa mengambil alih peranan MCA membantu masyarakat Cina jika kemelut kepemimpinan parti itu yang kini bertambah gawat tidak diselesaikan segera.

Timbalan Perdana Menteri berkata, Umno semangnya tidak mahu campur tangan dalam tetapi kegawatan dalaman MCA akan memberi kesan negatif terhadap Barisan Nasional (BN) pada pilihan raya akan datang.

"Saya berniat baik dan bukan mahu campur tangan. Tetapi saya bimbang dengan masalah dalam MCA, parti yang senior dalam BN. Sokongan masyarakat Cina sangat penting dan kritikal untuk mengukuhkan BN.

Source: Berita Hairan

Dalam kupasan Astro Awani, panel menyatakan bahawa "Penilaian tidak mencerminkan keadaan sebenar"

My dear friend said: "Mungkin panel tu bermaksud, keadaan sebenar, ianya lagi teruk"

But what I think:

What You See is Not What You Get


Not that bad actually. Subway BLT. Almost as in the advertisement.


Mcd Egg McMuffin, the real deal actually looked more appetizing than the advertisement.


Burger King Whooper. I want My money back!


The worst offender was none other than the KFC. And what a timing also, it was during Ramadhan that they decided to cheat on customers! I hope those in Marketing dept will be burnt in hell. The shrimp stix (if you could call it a stick), was minute. Only a shrimp brainer would think them otherwise.

As big as the marketing mgr penis' size perhaps, he fantasized that he had a big member, but in reality! Hmph!

Nice username Sunita!

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Who Enjoyed those Food Then?


Before godzillas invaded tokyo


The appetiser


The Main Course


Zue, yus, and sharmi, minus Ana




The food on my plate


Izayu and Aimi


Aimi and Suriey. Sorry Aimi, I dont have decent pictures of your kids (in fact, any of other kids as well), therefore I didnt post it here.... hehehehe


Izayu showing off her iPhone, next to Syp


Che Yan and Syp...

My English that Bad Meh?


Ccccc Cheung/As... good afternoon
Ccccc Cheung/A... Sorry to IM you directly. Kittisak is sick today.

Ccccc Cheung/A... can I know the HRH terminal server setup status?
Ahmad Famil Sul... what is HRH?
Ccccc Cheung/A... HRI
Ahmad Famil Sul... you mean the server physically?
Ahmad Famil Sul... the OS installation and etc?
Ccccc Cheung/A... yes
Ahmad Famil Sul... if it is, then Im sorry, i am not involve in the process
Ccccc Cheung/A... Are the autoload completed
Ahmad Famil Sul... I have no idea
Ahmad Famil Sul... i am not in the process
Ccccc Cheung/A... So is it ready?
Ahmad Famil Sul... not my group
Ccccc Cheung/A... sorry.. I mixedup ... It should be Ahmad Khuxxxx. Sorry for the confusion.

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Too hard to understand this part "i am not in the process", no?

Facebooking to the next level

November 16, 2009 21:55 PM
Ah Long Resort To Facebook To Humiliate Debtors

KUALA LUMPUR, Nov 16 (Bernama) -- It appears that the 'ah long' (loan shark) never say die. They are leaving no stone unturned!

They have now resorted to the popular social networking website, Facebook, to threaten and humiliate debtors into settling outstanding debts.

MCA Public Service and Complaints Department head Datuk Michael Chong said the new modus operandi involved posting of the victim's identity, including photographs, personal information and their debts, on the website.

"Prior to this, the 'ah long' used red paint and posters to humiliate their debtors but now, they are posting the debtors' personal information on the social website," he told reporters at the MCA headquarters here Monday.

Chong said the latest case involved a car accessory shop worker who found an ah long's threatening message posted on the website, demanding that he pay his outstanding debts.

The 25-year-old victim from Batu 9, Cheras, had taken a RM1,000 loan in September, but was now forced to pay RM80,000, inclusive of interests accrued.

The victim lodged a report at the Kajang police headquarters last Friday.

Source: -- BERNAMA

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How did they do that? Tagging photo?
Who added ah long as friend to begin with?

Like this perhaps:

Ah long tagging picture. Sample only: Not real!!! But the scientist part is real though!!!

Akak tu saintis??? Angkasa????? No effing way... Kikikiki...

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Recipe: Saffron Rice

Serve 2: Preparation time 20 minutes


Ingredients:
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2 cups rice
25 g butter (i used olive oil)
pinch of salt
8 saffron (koma2) threads
3 tablespoon boiling water
5 cups vegetable/chicken stock


Add boiling water to saffron threads.


Melt butter and stir in rice for 5 minutes.


Add saffron, stock and salt into rice..


Let it cooked. Tastes like Nasi Minyak

Recipe: Balti Chicken Pasanda

Serves 4: Preparation time 8 Hrs (7 hrs marinate - 1 hr cooking)


Marinator:
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500gm chicken, skinned
4 tbsp plain yogurt
1/2 tsp black cumin seeds
4 cardamom pods
6 whole black pepper
2 tsp garam masala
1 inch cinnamon stick
1 tbsp ground almond
1 tsp garlic pup
1 tsp ginger pulp
1 tsp chili powder
1 tsp salt

Mix together and marinate overnight, or at least 2 hrs


Base ingredients:
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2 medium onions
3 fresh green/red chillies

Chopped

Other:
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5 tbsp oil
120 ml (1/2) cup light cream
2 tbsp fresh coriander/cilantro/chinese parsley


Heat the oil and fry the chopped items for 2-3 minutes


Pour in the chicken mixture and stir well. Cooked over a medium heat until chicken is cooked through.


Add the coriander and pour in the cream. bring to boil. Done

Recipe: Balti Lamb Tikka With Baby Onions, Potatoes and Tomatoes

Serve 4, preparation time: 4-12HR


Marinator:
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600g Lamb
1 unripe papaya


Unseed the papaya, blend it. Marinate papaya with lamb. Put aside for at least 3 hrs (refrigerate). Or overnite.


Spices yogurt:
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3 tbsp plain yogurt
1 tbsp ginger pulp
1 tbsp chili powder
1 tbsp garlic pulp
1/4 tbsp turmeric powder
2 tsp coriander powder (or ground coriander)
2 tsp ground cumin
A pinch of salt
2 tbsp lemon juice
chopped fresh coriander
2-3 drops of red coloring (optional)

Side:
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5 small Potatoes
10 baby onions / whole shallots
10 cherry tomatoes
Oil


Mix spice together and pour the spicy yogurt mixture over the lamb.


Heat the oil. Deep fried (medium heat) until the lamb is thoroughly cooked and tender.


Boil the potatoes till slightly tender (half cook, need to fry them together with the lamb later on)


On another karahi (deep skillet) transfer 4-5 tbsp of oil from the lambs and sauteed the onions whole. When the onion is slightly caramelized, add potatoes. When the potatoes is almost cooked, add in the lambs, and finally the tomatoes.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Ketidakadilan: And nasha aziz is still single (Revisited II)...

















Why Malaysia will Never win Miss World/Universe


Miss Universe Contestant


Miss World Contestant

Tuning Tokyo!


Getting frisky are we?


Moral of the story: Wear something dark when youre receiving a check.