Selamat Hari Wilayah

What's with the Thaipusam pic?

Well, last Thaipusam tak sempat nak wish. So, this is kinda 2-in-1 deal. :p

Picture Perfect

Freaky!

Mind Bogling Elevator

A Tale Of Two Spawns

Lunch from hell!


Family no 1:
3 over-active spawns, throwing away foods and complain, scream , cry complain,
--one cry baby girl, one ballerinaultraman wannabe boy and one smart aleck boy (which dad said "You're stupid")
Mum just ate, ignoring all kids
Dad on the phone, oblivious on the chaotic surrounding


Family no 2:
One very obedient kid. Eat quietly and properly. Once in a while dad will remove the leftover from his lips.

2 tables, next to each other, totally different behaviors.

Different Day Different Tale:

Saw this family with 5 kids! First time I saw a huge chinese family in KL.

The first 4 apparently were girls, whereas the last one is the boy

Looks like Mum and dad had taken the expression "Usaha Tangga Kejayaan" too seriously.

Tiada Esok Bagi Mu

This is why I dont travel by bike :p

Lawak jiman betul la

Close ups:

Koleksi CD2 Lucu Tower Records

Aiyoo, so klasik, never even heard about most of them:

Rose Iskandar:
w Mawar Lambang Diriku **
w Rambut Hitam Warna Satu
w Sisa Sisa Penderitaan **
w Yang Mana Satu Pilihanku **
w Rindu Menanti
w Aduh Aduh Sayang
w Bukan Mudah Bang
w Ribut Berlalu
w Menanti
w Rindu Ku Siapa Tahu


Baharuddin Rahman:
w Jangan Terus Cemburu **
w Di Sana Sayang Di Sini Benci
w Cinta Tak Akan Ku Jual Beli **
w Damailah Kau Di Sini
w 70 Juta
w Luka
w Bayangkanlah
w Tiada Benci Di Hati
w Anggerik Rimba


Dhalan Zainuddin (original track):
w Kisah Seorang Biduan (rakaman semula)
w Diam Diam Rindu (lagu baru)
w Joget Kaki Lima
w Lagu Untukmu
w Pergi Tanpa Pesan
w Hilang Terang Timbul Gelap
w Bunga Dalam Genggaman **
w Sabda Cinta
w Wajah Wajah Cinta
w Bersama Lagu Ini


Eddie Ahmad:
w Aku Tetap Merindu
w Bisikan Jiwa
w Dara Puspita
w Di Mana Kau Berada
w Hilang Bulan Tahun Ku Nanti **
w Kan Ku Pulang nanti **
w Hasrat Ku Di Dadamu **
w Kesalahanku
w Kasih Yang Tak Berakhir **


Julie Remie:
w Abang Sayang Adik Sayang
w Korban Percintaan
w Antara Dua Pilihan
w Tetap Sayang Tetap Cinta
w Bas Nombor Satu
w Kenangan
w Wajahmu Dihatiku
w Perasaan Remaja
w Rintihan Dara
w Di Mana Ilhamku
w Berikan Ku Sinar Harapan **
w Bang Ayuh Bang


Noorshila Amin:
w Di Kesedaran Ini (lagu baru)
w Kad Ucapanmu
w Titik Mula Hubungan Kita **
w Bersamamu
w Tiada Kesudahan
w Beda Bedi Beda Bedu
w Bila Derita Akan Berakhir **
w Episod Pertemuan
w Hanya Pandangan Mata
w Rambu Ramba
w Sekian Terima Kasih
w Alahai Usahlah
w Dunia Prasangka
w Aku Sudah Jatuh Cinta

Nota kaki:
hah, mak hencik/arimi/xis dll, jgn pulak nak amik tajuk lagu ni buat tajuk blog korang, walaupun lagu2 yg betanda ** amat sesuai sebagai tajuk2 blog seseorang itu (siapakah itu)..

Babe, Pig In a city

After the last gory incident, these pigs are no longer allowed on a lorry.

After the lenghty suruhanjaya di-raja debate, new guidelines have been published:

1 - Only two wheeler are allowed for transportation
2 - The consignments need to be securely fastened

News Around The Globe and then some

Where Did the love go

The management has decided to clean up the wall already:

Tangga Kanan = Right Stairwell

Last time there was this grafitti


I'm guessing Tanggachi fell out of love with Kannan already...

Away

This project has started to get on my nerve

"It's Up to You to Join us or not"

Time: 12:05 noon
Venue : Level 9

Transcript:

Sup: Aren't you going for the lunch with us? Or are you going to be the anti-social today.
Me: I wasn't aware about that. Plus, my schedule is full till May 15th.
Sup: Oh, come on. Let's have the group lunch together. It's bonding time.
Me: * Were about to barf already * Have to take the rain check, need to go somewhere.
Sup: It's Up to You to join us or not, this is the time for you to get visible.

Facts:
I dont do ad-hoc group lunch, esp with current team members. Spoilt my lunch only.


On da way to lunch, facing my biggest fear.. Le Grass Cutter..


Experience "Sewer" for hire. Job description: Anyone who could pass the biggest turd, would win the contract. They need u because the general election is near!


Find something out of place in this Wealth Management advert...


The model was wearing RM599.00 watch. To attract wealthy customer, I believe the Omega should convey the message better :p.. Just my opinion

The Truth About Cats & Dogs

The dog:


The cat:


all I could say is "Dog-gone it!"

Dont take the LRT at nite!!!

Why?


Well, apart from you will bound to bump into some guys carrying weapons, (in this case a pakcik with a saw, very hannibal letcher..)


You might occasionally bump into a group of penkids (who acted more macho than the 'guy' at right, who was carrying a handbag and wearing a high heel, ayu okay!)


If you're lucky though, you might bump into something else also! (Hint: not that lovey dovey couple)

Swedish Wedding Custom

In Sweden it is a bit of a custom for the groom to be kidnapped and whisked off somewhere for his stag night - these usually last all day... ... and all night. Rather than the typical English stag night where you all arrange it beforehand, go out get drunk and hire a stripper, the Swedes do it differently.

The groom has no idea until he gets nabbed. He might be dressed up in something crazy, and go do something fun...and then the fun starts!

This particular guy is a keen sailor and when he was kidnapped for his stag night they pasted a false "skippers-beard" on him and put him at the helm of a 60 foot yacht and let him be skipper for the day - much beer and fine food was consumed. But nothing nasty happened to him at all.

In the evening when they got back on land and were getting cleaned up for the night club, they all had a sauna as is customary in Sweden. Imagine the groom's horror when he walked into the sauna where his naked buddies were waiting for him to see that best mate number one had no hair on his genitals. Neither did friend two, or three, or four.

Oh DEAR!!

Can you guess where they got the fake beard from?

Tell it isn't so

Could that be IT? Hmmm....

Suatu Malam Di Balai Polis Ampang

The frail mokcik who just got mugged...


Wanted list..


Why am I here?


Making a police report on the harrasment I've been getting obviously.

So, mean people out there, you might want to think to stop harrassing me already.

Questions:
1. Adakah org berbondong bondong murtad dek kerna membaca blog ini? Kalau ada di entry mana yg menyeru umat ke arah itu?

2. Does this blog incite racial hatred?

Count My Blessing

Phew, luckily I missed the annual dinner this year:









Watching all the seniors managers (male and female) donning Marilyn enough to send a shiver up my spine.

Think about the children people!!!

Not to mention this year dinner was held at the restaurant. Yup, you read it right people.. freakin' R.E.S.T.A.U.R.A.N.T

HORROR!

And they expect me to show up? Hell no!

Kemaruk Nama Fensi (Fancy)

When I first read the news, I said, fine-lah, perhaps he is a mix kid.. FYI Johann is pronounce Yohanne ok! not Jo-han

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A toothy smile for mum after 20-hour labour

PEKAN: Johann Abraham Mohd Mustafa seems determined to make an impact with his birth.

First, his mother, Khairani Mat Sood, 38, was airlifted from a flood relief centre here to the Tengku Ampuan Afzan Hospital in Kuantan when she went into labour on Dec 24.

And now, Khairani has discovered that her 3.5kg baby who was born after 20 hours of labour has a unique feature -- a natal tooth on his lower gum.

"Many old people I've consulted said that it was a sign of good luck. Some also said that it was an indication that a prominent leader would come from this area," she said at her home in Taman Pelangkah here yesterday.

Johann is Khairani's sixth child.

Natal teeth or teeth present at birth are said to be rare and are found in one out of 3,000 newborns.

Source: NST
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But then I saw the pic..


To add the salt... look at the mum's name... Mat Sood ok! Johann Abraham, cucunya si Mat Sood. Dari Pekan... (Org pahang jangan marah yeak)

Keji.. sungguh keji

Away.. Again

for another business trip to where else if not PD.

Le Peacock


After 5 min walking in the premises, I got grime smeared all over my face.. Urghhh..


Le 26 wheelers. Always imagining one of this thing would burst and the flame would engulf the server room. So that we could finally moved the site to somewhere else...

OFFER: Who would like to come along for my next trip to PD? Free accomodation at the Avillion. While i'm working, you guys could lazing around at the pristine beach.. Hi hi hi...

SOmething unrelated, saw these SBP (Sekolah Berasrama Penuh - Borders School) students in KLCC having lunch..

First time I saw people eating with hand in KLCC :p Yg part paling best tu time dia gaul nasi dia.. bersungguh-sungguh ni