How come they got the fireworks now?

And not during that once-in-a-lifetime-fifty-years-independence day?

The RM2 million fireworks being assembled.


Men at work.. Quoting infamous ministers quote "If you dont like seing your tax money went up in smoke, dont pay tax la? stupid malaysian!"


I guess batik exhibition is more important than hari kemerdekaan.


Menutup aurat; Hadhari Style... Selak cik yah, selak!

Everything Changes But You

Famil's new toy:

Ahhh.. I'm so looking forward to do laundy now.. (",)


Product Info En Deutch

Friday Prayer Saves My Day

06:45 am.
Ringgggggg. The alarm clock rang. Urghh still early. Go Back to sleep.

08:30 am.
The ray was burning my face. Woke up. Where am I going afterward? Shopping for the gift? Two more hours before shopping mall open. Back to sleep.

10:45 am.
Day dreaming abt the chat I had with Rizana over friday prayer on Tuesday. Suddenly, it hit me! I hadnt been to one this week!

OMIGOD!!!! Today is friday... and I was late for work.

I dont know why, but I kept on thinking today was Saturday....

Hazardous Materials Data Sheet

ELEMENT
Female.

SYMBOL
♀.

DISCOVERER
Adam.

ATOMIC MASS
Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 35kg to 225kg.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Body Surface normally covered with film of powder and paint.
2. Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes for no apparent reason.
3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES
1. Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones.
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning.
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USE
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can greatly aid relaxation.
3. Can be a very effective cleaning agent.

HAZARDS
1. Turns green when places alongside a superior specimen.
2. Possesion of more than one is possible but speciments must never make eye contact.

Silver Lining

After the meltdown (luckily only one eyewitness), everything seem to work now..

Dark Clouds I summoned you to go far-far Away!

--- Ranting time... just bear with me ---
Part I
=============
Stop asking me to prioritise my works and later complaining that my time management sucks!

Stop coming over for an update which you will forget 5 minutes later. And the futility is compounded when I gave you the situation you just tell me to sort it out by myself!

I need help and directions goddammit!

You said ... "I didnt know that, you should talk to him!" Dude! He's under you... its your responsibility to know every decisions he acted upon.

Since when a low level scum which is commonly known as the TL has any authority to delegate without your endorsement?

And what on earth are you trying to insinuate when you blurted "I hope you wont fail me like J did".

I still have much respect for you, so, please dont turn into a nasty bitch.. We already have plenty around here.

Part II
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"You look lovely in that costume and your dance was mesmerising! You reminded me of Aishwarya Rai" From that one drunk angmoh to that one common ore formerly known as Level9 diva (until that one PMSing-24x7 diva took over her title).

Puhleeaasse... The closest you could be compared to Aishwarya Rai is the BAtang Serai (lemon grass stick) itself.. On a second thought, batang serai is more curvaceous than you could ever be.

What's with the vengeance? That's what you get for talking loudly at my back. Saying that I got no right to boss around that eternal-pms biotch.

Facts:
1 - Those medicines are expired.
2 - I just said "These medicines are expired"
3 - IT'S HER FUCKING JOB TO REPLACE IT.

No need to throw tantrum and yap behind me.. you fucking bitch!

Part III
=============
Just found out my best friend got into a deep depression. My favorites bloggers are gone (for a while), etc etc...

All I want to do now is to lay down on the bed, under the comfy and never to be awakened!

Panting with Pantene; Bahana Barang Tiruan

I was having lunch with colleagues somewhere that I'd never been. On the way to the restaurant there's a lot of makeshift stall selling things like fishes, watches and toiletries..

One of this aunty was selling dirt cheap shampoo which at first I thought was 'PANTENE'.. Upon close inspection it turned out to be 'PANTING!'

Wah lau weh... the bottles, the fonts and the colors look similar to the real one..


This is the real one...

It got me thinking, with all the unknown chemicals (it could even be a laundry leftovers), what would happened if you use it.

Sigh, for the sake of saving mere dollars, people would do silly thing like buying fake items!

Scary....

Perhaps, instead of doing this:


You'll probably be doing this..

Pant.. pant...

Two Less Lonely People In The World

Well, Im not really agree with that song, but who am I to contend 'Air Supply'.

So, here I was, On Saturday 17th of Nov 2007. At the Dewan Tun Rahah, Menara Yayasan Tun Razak, under the watchful eyes of abt 500 people, Waty Boo tied the knot with the love of her lifetime... Mervyn. This couple made a lovely initials too - M & M.

That means, out of 10 ADP2 in IU, only 3 remain defiant; shahin (soon, i think), myself (choose not to :p) and izayu (gone case already).

Anyhow, by 12.45 noon, Eme + hubby was already there. Registered and bumped into Ayuk, and ushered myself to our table - Lucky Table 13.

Then Izayu turned up, slightly irked because I tricked her into wearing Kebaya. Hi hi. Next, Irma. And later, Dura with hubby.

Back to Moezni, the wedding was a swift one. Dine, speech, knee-jerk silat performance, cake cutting, and picture time.

The pic before the meals. Irma, Eme, Izayu and moi.


It's malay food. There's kurma, acar, rendang tok, sweet sour fish and dalca. Ehh, are these malay food?


The briyani


Dessert. Sago gula melaka.. Lovely!


The 'bunga telur' (door gift) + M & M. Get it? M & M symbolised them... Doesnt melt in your hand... But in your mouth.. * hmmm sounds so wrong *

Where all the 'perangai buruk' emerged. There's the hogger, the thief, the manipulator (who swapped the defected door gitf with yours whenever you turned your back.. sape tu ? cepat mengaku!)

Like in the end, this gift would be put in a corner, collecting dust... not worth the drama...OK! :p

The cake cutting...


I got to know this out-of-this-world,soft-spoken,non-judgemental,unique person from PPP. I got to know here from my roomate, shahrul. In IU, the friendship was cemented. And nobody have any regret knowing her, seriously she never talk bad about other person and she virtually has no enemy. Mooney is as sweet as sugar and molasses.


See what I meant, she'll give you the most sincere hug ever!


Irma, yuyu, dura, ayuk, adam (dura's hubby), me, and eme...


Someone kemaruk nak naik pelamin. So, even though the bride hasn't been up there yet, we officiate the pelamin. There's no bersanding that day. Not enough time. Plus, I guess the pelamin was ruined during the silat performance. Fying kick the bunga, and mak andam yg terserlah 'kewanitaannya' flying kick back the pesilat.


So cute, it melts...


Among the last to leave. Ayuk, eme's hubby, eme, yuyu, m & m, me, irma and dura.

Then everybody left... And oohhh, i lost my ang-pau (with money inside)! Supposedly for her.. Dont know where I drop it. And yuyu took the revenge by saying she's out of empty packet.. SO i had to hand her the cash! Luckily its mooney.. :p *boo hoo*

B-DAY : 5 More Days

Just cant wait.. hi hi

Yang ini kisah benar di Singapura

Kwang Kwang... Ini baru betul Tonggeng Maut.. Setakat tonggeng dalam majalah Mangga tak main la..

Majulah Singapura....

Just dont get it.. :
1) Why those people ran away?
2) If its security camera, why its wobbly?

Christmas = Toy = Fun ?

According to the customers rating, apparently, some toy are not THAT fun to play with...


Random funny movie:

Budak ini penaakulan mantiknya lemah...

Kisah Melayu Di Perantauan

Kwang kwang..

When Seafood Is Trying To Be Funny

What is this?


Apparently, it can "grow" when being touch... hmmmm...

FYI it's called GEODUCK. I just called it, euw-so-gross.

The Bank Who Doesnt Has A Key On It's Own Vault

Guess which bank that has to break it's own atm machine?

Duck Duck Goose Part Cinq

Just when you thought it's safe to go back into the water, along come this; Andy-Tag. So yeah, i'd to shove my 'head' into a 'crack'crack my head to top up whatever I am having on these:
* Part 4
* Part 3
* Part 2
* Part 1

Not wanting to let down my precious blooger-friendwho-are-presumably-under-heavy-pot-influence-when-he-decided-to-come-back-for-good, here is the six weird things about me:

No 25. Squirmy Worm
I got squirmish over warm seat. You know that kind of seat when someone just left and you have to sit on it. The worst is the restaurant chair type, the one with the a*s-shaped dent.

To avoid a goosebumps, I would usually stand up on my lrt ride home and people would give me a stare because they's plenty of seats around.

No 26: You Asked For It, Rosie Grossie
I will get very upset whenever someone fails to oblige to the basic civic rules. Like pressing the elevator up when he/she actually wants to go down, spitting on the pathway, not queing up for anything, etc.

Depending on my mood, I would usually retaliate back. Like in the elevator's case, when I exit, I would release a loud and stink fart to teach them a lesson. But of course I rarely engage in this lethal Bio Weapon warfare. You just cant summon those precious ammunition whenever u wish, it needs time to be amasses.

No 27. The Color of Friendship
I have pretty complex compartmentalised friendships. I have diff sets of friends for diff types of activites. There's theatre/music group, serious/politic discussion group, environmental/ngo group, shopping group, hang out group (hang out and shopping are different ok! shopping alone would take the whole day), outdoor activities, this groups, that groups.

Because of my nature to get along with almost anyone, *barf*, I befriended with almost everybody (hey, they provide excellent source of constant amusement).

However, the onus of having wide range of friends meant I couldnt put any two groups together. Either they would die with boredom (got nothing in common to talk about) or ther would be imminent trouble. Think mae with ehem, or yaya with ehem, ehem, ehem x5 (ramai sungguh no!), you'll get the idea.

So having a one-session,-all-are-welcomed-open-house is a big no no, or there would definitely be a catfight. Not that I mind watching the wig-today-gone-tomorrow or those lemme-bitch-slap-u-biotch!-antics around, that would make a great blog entries, no? But I would be devastated when they would start to fling my precious-$2.99-ikea-plates around :p

No 28. Maid In Manhattan
I just couldnt clean the room when someone is in the house. I would prefer the house to be empty.

Being a nit pickerperfectionist, I could stand it when I just mopped a floor and suddenly there's a foot prints around (not belonging to me).

No 29: Plain Joe
I hate chocolate ice-cream (suriani's would froth at her mouth, while pulling her hair in disbelief, reading this). It's bitter-ish. Seriously, no matter how 'best-quality-8-dollar-per-scoop-hagen-or-baskin' it claims to be, I would never enjoy it.

The plain vanilla .. or the strawberry... That's another story.

No 30: Addams Family Values
My family is weird. Does that count without me having to wash dirty laundries here?

And ohh, people (who never see me) always thought I weighed like 200lbs. And when we met, the first remark usually was.. "ohh, you're skinny".

How bizzarre :p

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There.. im not taggin anyone (well, actually not many left to tag)...

The First attempt

of making the nestum prawn...

fried the prawn


caramlised suger with butter + pandan leaves


add nestum


add the prawns


hmmm.. still far away to go

Recipe and actual end result is at Masak Masak Blog

Nine oldsters booted out of nursing home

On da news.

Quotable quotes:
"We cannot tolerate that kind of act.."
"I guess it was taking some of the gents a while to get started..."
"Believe me, it was the scariest thing I've seen in my life"


The day afta!

I Had A Dream

Today was the last day for the SPM exam.

I told to myself.. Hurrah, no need to go to school tomorrow.

Then I woke up, and it was Monday, and I had to go to work....

Bummer....(Well, the exact word was crass)

To quote hj esah:
"I discovered that I was upset because I feel that after all the work that I have done, she still think very less of my capability and all made worst by showing me up to the bosses ..."

Exactly what im feeling right now...

Bed N Breakfast

Yesterday was a public holiday. At first I thought wanted to lazy-ing around till dinner at MT's (later I found out it was cancelled, phew luckily I cooked). But then hunger kicked in, so decided to cook nasi lemak.

I had the ingredients bought days before.

Weird isnt? Same price for different quantity.


Not as bad as the C*ld St*rage though. They charge 99cent for a leaf.

So, around 11, reluctantly, I headed to the kitchen to prepare this simple meal.

Ingredients for the Rice:
For 2 person (breakfast, lunch and perhaps dinner)
3 pots of rice
1 cup of coconut milk
1/2 inch of ginger - chopped
2 cloves of garlic - chopped
3 shallots - slices
Water
Screwpine leaves
pinch of salts

Ingredients for the Sambal:
Blend together:
1 onions
4 shallots
3 cloves garlic
1/4 inch of shrimp paste (belacan)

2 tbs chilli paste
1 teaspoon tamarind paste
2 tbs sugar
pinch of salts
oil to cook


Bring the santan, salt, garlic, ginger and shallots to boil. Add rice and water.


For the sambal, heat the oil, put in the blended items + chilli. Sauteed till fragrant. Add sugar + tamarind + salt. I didn't put the anchovies inside. Prefer the fried anchovies and the sambal.


The sambal + garnishing. The boiled eggs, peanuts, cucumber, anchovies and the sambal.


went well with either the rose tea or nescafe.


The bed N breakfast for myself. I know its kinda defeat the concept of bed and breakfast because Im the one who did the breakfast. Hey, if im not pampering myself, who will? :p

Well, this is the natural reaction after a plate of Nasi Lemak:

When you actually became a minority

Never thought I would feel isolated and minor in my own country.

Yesterday dinner proved it could happen. Was in a dinner where 95 percent of the customers were Iran*an. Not to mention the owner, cashier, cook and waiter too..


I was pretty intimidated to say the least.


Even a child gave 'THE STARE' to 'STRANGERS'


It didnt help, the food came in HUGE portion. I was so scared if I couldnt finished the food, the owner might get offended and bitter consequences might ensued. So I forced myself to eat (ini baru betul kes polok). Plus, you need an acquired taste to get used to the food.

Well, why do I have to go thru these:

because of this going on in that area.

Therefore, it's only natural that all malaysian based eateries within vicinity were packed with THE DELEGATES.